Thank God I Do Not Have.....

(Here is a humorous example of a preacher's use of alliteration in his message that was submitted several years ago on a mailing list which I kept in my notes; that must have been an interesting message to hear!!!)

THANK GOD I DO NOT HAVE.....

1. A MYTH for a Bible, but the inspired, perfect, inerrant Word of God!!!
2. A MISER for a God, but a God who freely gives us all things to enjoy!!!
3. A MUMMY for a savior, but a living resurrected Christ, the Saviour!!!
4. A MODERNIST for a pastor, but a Spirit-filled preacher of the Gospel!!!
5. A MORGUE for a church, but a place of preaching, praying, and praising the Lord!!!
6. A MOUSE for a father, but a man of conviction and leadership!!!
7. A MOUTH for a mother, but a woman of a meek and gentle spirit!!!