Sunday, January 06, 2008

Evidence of Evolution Found in Church???

Maybe people did descend from lower animals because some church members seem to be stubborn as MULES about church work, sly as a FOX in business deals, busy as BEES in spreading the latest gossip. But they have eyes like a HAWK to see the mote in a brother’s eye. They are eager as BEAVERS about church suppers, but lazy as DOGS about prayer meetings and mean as SNAKES when things don’t go their way. They are noisy as CROWS in calling for the church to advance but as SNAILS in visiting. Many are night OWLS on Saturday night and BEDBUGS on Sunday mornings as scarce as a HEN’S tooth on Sunday night.

From an article printed in The Torch

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Blogger sattvicwarrior said...

very funny [ yet.... more accurate than you may think:). ....
loved it !!!!!!!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Jim said...


Of course it is accurate, or I wouldn't have posted it!!! :)

Churches are made up of people, and you know yourself that there are all kinds of people out there!!!

I'm glad you enjoyed it...

Hope you are having a great New Year!!!

10:06 PM  

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