Sunday, February 25, 2007

How To Avoid Improvement In Your Life

1. Always assume it is others who need to improve.
2. Maintain a "can't do" attitude.
3. Gossip about others regularly.
4. Find as many people who will agree with you about everything as you can.
5. Limit yourself to those tasks that you can do with ease.
6. Let everything "happen" to you. Do not make any real choices.
7. Complain about how everything "happens" to you.
8. Harbor envy.
9. Trash your spouse to your friends.
10. Assume that if another is successful, he must be crooked.
11. Always make excuses for why you failed.
12. Place "Murphy's Laws" on your wall at home of the office.
13. Never break out of your safety zone.
14. Never break out of your comfort zone.
15. Let criticism rule your life.
16. Believe the worst about others.
17. Believe most things are too difficult for you.
18. Don't read books.
19. Do watch lots of TV.
20. Do what you do for the money.
21. Do what you do for the approval.
22. Cheat when you can get away with it.
23. Avoid physical exercise.
24. Try to get by with the minimum effort.
25. Say, "That's not my job."
26. Believe you are special.
27. Believe others owe you something.
28. Accuse others of what you know, deep down in your heart, is true about your own self.
29. Do not ask God "What can I do for your glory?"
30. Do not ask others, "What can I do to help you?"
31. Believe that life it supposed to be easy.
32. Expect others to make your life easier.
33. Get angry when others fail to make your life easy.
34. Blame others with your own failures.
35. Make sure you get credit for everything you do.
36. Make others look bad when you can get away with it.
37. Be cynical because being cynical is "cool".
38. Be emotionally invested in other's failure.
39. Be a taker.
40. Whine a lot.
41. Reject your elders' counsel.
42. Believe your elders are stupid, ignorant, or un-hip.
43. Listen more to other losers than to winners.
44. Trust your own emotions.
45. Never apologize because you are never wrong.
46. Hold a grudge because you believe it will actually hurt the other person more than it hurts yourself.
47. Never become silent and submissive in the very presence of God.
48. Make excuses for why you can't do something
49. Blame God for your depression.
50. Believe that self promotion is a form of improvement.

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Blogger Sis. Julie said...

Oh boy!!! This is really good!!

7:47 PM  
Blogger Cindy said...

Great post.

2:09 PM  

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